Evolution's Dead

(with apologies to Jamie Cullum)

by Central Archivist

Darwin's had his day
There's something you should know
I want to say
Darwinism has got to go
Or you'll regret
When I'm above watching you
Earn what you get
We didn't come from goo
No

Open up your eyes
Then you'll realize
Here I said was why
Evolution's dead

Come o'er to my side
You know you cannot hide
Don't matter that I lied
Evolution's dead

Darwin's had his day
There's something you should know
I want to say
Darwinism has got to go
Or you'll regret
When I'm above watching you
Earn what you get
We didn't come from goo
No

If you do not turn
You know you're gonna burn
And I'll watch you squirm
Evolution's dead