It's Another Crevo War

(with apologies to Chicago)

by Central Archivist

Waiting for the thread to load
I'm heading down that road
Opponent's post are lame
I think I'll go and flame

If I go and type some more
It's another crevo war

Staring blindly at the page
Fighting down a pent-up rage
My keyboard's about to break
Wond'ring how much I can take

If I try and make a score
It's another crevo war

Feeling like I ought to stop
Blood vessels about to pop
I'm weak, what can I say
I'll make this jerk-off pay

It's another crevo war
It's another crevo war