King of Slime

(with apologies to The Police)

by Central Archivist

There's a crevo thread on the board today
(I'll post my thoughts)
They'll post the same old thing as yesterday
(I'll post my thoughts)
There's a Luddite spewing the same old slop
(I'll post my thoughts)
We'll refute it thrice but it won't stop
(I'll post my thoughts)

Because I wade into this Luddite clime
And trash their claims yet one more time
Using science and reason and facts sublime
They'll end up calling me the King of Slime

There's a fossil that's gapped in the evo tree
(I'll post my thoughts)
There's a transitional form that they can't see
(I'll post my thoughts)
Lists of E-R-Vs, they just won't play
(I'll post my thoughts)
"The designer did it" is what they'll say
(I'll post my thoughts)

Because I wade into this Luddite clime
And trash their claims yet one more time
Using science, reason and facts sublime
They'll end up calling me the King of Slime

There's a Luddite posting about a worldwide Flood
There's another writing all about dino blood
Yet another is posting about fossil boots
Segueing to something about polystrate roots
King of Slime

There's a red shift comment about C-decay
(I'll post my thoughts)
Well, was it an age or was it just a day?
(I'll post my thoughts)
There's a crevo thread on the board today
(I'll post my thoughts)
They'll post the same old thing as yesterday
(I'll post my thoughts)

Because I wade into this Luddite clime
And trash their claims yet one more time
Using science, reason and facts sublime
They'll end up calling me the King of Slime

King of Slime
King of Slime
King of Slime
I'll always be the King of Slime