Pinging in My Trolls

(with apologies to Gene Kelly)

I’m pingin’ in my trolls
Just pingin’ in my trolls,
What a malicious feeling,
And I’m on such a roll.
I’m spreading my lies,
So vile and obtuse;
The Lord’s on my side
And I’m hittin’ ‘Abuse.’

Let my smarmy clowns gas
Anyone who’s got class --
Who cares about facts?,
I’ve my head up my ass.
I´ll spew out my slime
For the ten thousandth time,
Just pingin', pingin' in my trolls.