The Gospel of Evolution

by longshadow

You wanna see sin of the wickedest kind?
Here it is!
You wanna see virtue left behind?
Here it is!
Sodom was vice
And visa-versa
You wanna see where the vice is worser?
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!

You wanna live life in the rottenest way?
Here it is!
Women and whiskey, night and day?
Here it is!
You wanna embrace the golden calf?
Ankle, and thigh, and upper half?
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!

[Refrain]

Ev-o-lution
Ev-o-lution
The Lord don't like it much

Ev-o-lution
Ev-o-lution
The Atheists' favorite crutch

Ev-o-lution
Ev-o-lution
Here's what he's gonna do

God'll send out fixers
With text-book stickers
And there's nothing you can do

Will you go to heaven?
Will you go to hell?
Either repent, or fare thee well

God will take care of Ev-o-lution
Comes the end, worse than pollution
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!

Here it is!
I mean, here it is!

Here it is!
I mean, here it is!
Amen!