Charge of the Luddite Brigade

(with apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson)

By Central Archivist

Half a quote, half a quote
Half a quote posted
On the latest crevo thread
By the creo benighted.
"Evos, they're Nazis!
"Commie pinkos!" they post:
On the latest crevo thread
By the creo benighted.

"Forward the Luddite Brigade!"
Did evidence persuade?
Not tho' the creo knew
Though easily slighted:
Make the knee-jerk reply,
And not once explain why,
But obfuscate and lie:
On the latest crevo thread
By the creo benighted.

Evidence to the right of them,
Evidence to the left of them,
Evidence in front of them
Corrected and righted;
Blasted with stats and facts
Boldly they quoted hacks
Into the jaws of Truth
Despite what their logic lacks
Came the creo benighted.

Claim it's all ID,
Refuse the evidence to see,
Drive those evos up a tree
Claiming all the while
That they are slighted:
And with mirrors and smoke
Their sources they cloak
DI and AIG
Hoping the evos croak
Or the dust bited.
Until the next crevo thread
Draws the creo benighted.

Evidence to the right of them,
Evidence to the left of them,
Evidence in front of them
Corrected and righted;
Blasted with stats and facts,
The average creo acts,
Never ever changing tacks
From the stuff he learned
Reading creationist tracts
Eagerly devoured daily
By the creo benighted.

But do they ever learn?
O not when they can burn
Threads on the evos blighted.
Refuse the evidence to see,
Flame on with glee,
Be a creo benighted.